Bitch got laid... off.

Sad day here... someone got laid off. Sad cos it's one down. but hey... look on the bright side... it means a bigger bonus for me! :) YEE-HAW!

What do we think about the Republican presidential primary? Kinda strange huh that Santorum... who was not even getting 2% 6mths ago... is now kinda the front-runner. Let's SPREAD a little SANTORUM now... shall we? ;)

It's not even noon, and someone's already lost his mind!

So this guy, 'Jack', marched into my office, and demanded we fire his boss! Why?

Because the boss, 'Alan', brought donuts in!

And Jack's 350lbs. And he doesn't need another donut to help him with his weight loss.

Seriously folks! Duke it out on your own.

But his biggest failure was not bringing me one. What an asshole!

So someone made fun of TITicaca...

I have to stop with the joking and name-calling... I'm sure IT knows everything I type... but who cares... I hate this job!

Part of the fun is trying to listen to all these fuckers with a straight face. Seriously? Really? So Big Titted Lady (Sounds almost bird-like!) stopped by earlier because someone CASUALLY mentioned maybe within earshot that her boobs looked unnatural. And maybe one side sagged a little bit more than the other. And that they could probably make out the areolas...

I'm a man. I'm supposed to hear all this talk... and shut up... counsel them a bit maybe? But truth be told, I HAD to pretend that I was sneezing simply because I could hardly hold it in!

Who the hell says AREOLA? Golly!

It's only a freaking Tuesday... quite as hell it sure was yesterday, and it's not even 3pm here and I'm drowning in the muck of bullshit that these people poured on me...

So we have a little bit more than 10k people coast-to-coast... there must be something more exciting out there?

Super busy day! Or is it... super 'BUSTY' day?

So, you know this is all MEANT to be private... and no one's supposed to know... but this lady... she's probably in her mid 40s... was on 'holiday' for 2wks... comes back with a rack bigger than the TITanic... if it were next to another TITanic! Hilarious...

Come on lady... at least be somewhat discreet about it... how can you go from a minimal B... to a double-D? And not expect anyone to notice... We're still laughing about it here in HR... but hey... her 'holiday' was supposed to be in Colombia... Uh huh...

I'm surprised she didn't get collagen injection for her lips also!

So hungry... for the Hunger Games!

What a slow morning! All I've been doing is read up on the Hunger Games! Can't freaking wait! That Jennifer Lawrence... quite a minx huh? I wonder how the movie's going to be like...

Here's my take on it, and I've had several concerned mothers come up to me since I'm obviously the smartest one out of the whole bunch... the movie's about:

KIDS KILLING KIDS! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO BRING YOUR KIDS ALONG? ONLY BRING THEM WITH YOU IF YOU'RE PREGNANT AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN RIP IT OUT OF YOUR BELLY SO YOU CAN LEAVE IT AT HOME!

That haven't been said... great premise though... but mothers beware! And sado-masochistic pedophiles... guess it's a dream come true!