It's not even noon, and someone's already lost his mind!

So this guy, 'Jack', marched into my office, and demanded we fire his boss! Why?

Because the boss, 'Alan', brought donuts in!

And Jack's 350lbs. And he doesn't need another donut to help him with his weight loss.

Seriously folks! Duke it out on your own.

But his biggest failure was not bringing me one. What an asshole!